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The Dirty Mistress' Point of View

Friday Morning, text messages (verbatim!):

"So my dad found out about me and [her] and he is furious he must of been snooping in my room but all i know is he is furious and its probably best I don't go anywhere tonight"

me: *sigh* Figures. (I knew he was getting back with her RIGHT off the bat. He didn't have to use dramatics. But of course, it goes on...)

"yeah he's really concerned for some reason usually he doesn't care what I do or will leave me alone" (Yeaaaah, sure!)

me: He doesn't want you to go to hell. =] Tell your girlfriend I said "Howdy" at school today. (See, I told you I knew)

"Yeah I'll be sure to do that" (Shows he's not a good liar.)

Friday Night:

me: Hey.

"I saw [her] at school her mom called child services and had them get [her] and take her home just so she can have her do everything again she has absolutely nobody and she looked so emotionally Broken up so i got back together with her i'm sorry" (and B-I-N-G-O! was [her] NAME-O!)

me: Okay...umm...fine. I'm sorry?

me: So does that mean what i think it means? =/ (Drop that ball. DROP IT!)

"What do you think it means"

me: No more secret make-out sessions? =(

"Well I'm back with her what would you say" (I'd say meet me right now you adulterous FUCK!)

me: I'd say it'd be a pretty ass-holey thing to do if we continued...but I wouldn't hate it. Not a bit.

"I wouldn't hate it either but I can't do that to her" (Okay, so NOW he can't cheat on his girlfriend?)

me: NOW its bad...well...*shrug* whatever kid. See ya around? (It wasn't such a crime before.)

(Several minutes go by without a response. I assume that he's with her right now.)

me: Orrrr...not.

"Yeah I'll see you around"

me: Have fun with your drama...I mean, girlfriend. =P

"LOL yeah I'll be sure to"

(I hope she finds out.)

You might think I'm broken up about this. I'm not. It was fun, and now it's over. Back to work.

=)

Comments

alexgirl said…
Sounds complicated. Sorry :(
Hope you're doing okay!
February 6, 2008 at 8:53:00 PM EST
Alex said…
dang dang dang dang dang...!!!


youre handling this very well!


:D
February 14, 2008 at 10:28:00 PM EST
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