Ugh...today I got hit in the throat today at softball. It hurt. Coach had told us to go play at a position that we weren't comfortable at, so I figured I'd try something different and switch into the infield, just to change thing up a bit. Well, FIRST hit of practice, I get a line drive to the throat. Can you say OWWW? Like the true girl I am, I started crying and cursing, spouting off obscenities that only my sister could hear (she plays third base as well). Coach ran over to me, and made me sit down really fast, like I was about to faint or something--I was a little dizzy, but it wasn't that bad--he made me breath like I was about to give birth or something. So I did what he said, but the first thing outta my mouth was, "God damnit, it better not look like a hickey..." My sister assured me that it was only red (Thank GOD). The second thing out of my mouth was, "Yeah Coach, definitely not comfortable at that position." So I sidled my way back into the...
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