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I showered at eleven this morning...but right now, I just feel like I smell...like ass.

I feel really fat right now, for no apparent reason...

And my poor lips are so chapped that they're tinged red around them.

And I'm tired. Boo, life sucks.

So I was really confused today, because my friend told me that he wanted to talk to me on AIM tonight...and here I am, sitting on retarded AIM--which I hate immensely these days--and my friend is nowhere to be found. You've got...3 minutes, dude...then I'm outta here.

I got lost on the way to my teacher's house today. She wanted her library aides over for a hoppin' party. Oh yeah.
It actually wasn't all that bad, we just kind of hung out. But I was an hour late because I got lost in the middle of NOWHERE. And I couldn't even use my GPS on my brand new iPhone because it doesn't give me an exact location, and THAT'S how lost I was. I had to call my dad.

So yeah, I just read over that last paragraph, and I don't know what's happened to me. I sound like a complete...illiterate idiot.

-omgz, liek haha lolololololol-

Oh, and Target didn't schedule me AT ALL this week. What's up with that? I WANT MONEY!

Well, I'd better get out of here. This blog sucks ass, there is no way I could make it any worse at this point.

EDIT: Eureka. I figured out that I do smell. My teacher's basement smelled like ass, and it permeated my clothes. I just ripped off my clothes. Heh heh, that sounds so dirty.

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