Hey there everyone.
Sorry about the serious lack of posting lately. My only excuse is that absolutely NOTHING is going on with me right now. My summer has been so excruciatingly boring that I want to rip out my brain stem, feed it to a piranha, and then replace a stalk of celery in my head. And I don't even like celery!
Today I broke the mold--I went shopping!
I'm sure anyone who reads this blog is like, "Yay! I LOVE TO SHOP! WHAT'D YOU GET?!?!?"
Sorry, again. I got...a pair of shoes. And I didn't even want them to begin with. Everything I looked at today was either way out of my price range, completely horrendous, or just...no. I took some pictures out of boredom.
First, this is a dress I tried on. I thought it was really cute (in a retro sort of way) but I didn't like that it made me look sort of pregnant. I'M NOT. It was $50, so it was a little out of my price range considering I was only carrying $10 all day. My mom had to listen to my younger sisters and I bicker all day long. Nana was being a megabitch (I think she's pms-ing) and Cam was just...not into it, so being extremely difficult.

In the little kid's dressing room (Cam was trying on bathing suits) there was a distorted circus-type mirror. I thought it was a GREAT way to increase little children's self-esteem, dontcha think? No, I'm being sarcastic. It was kind of stupid. But, the farther I stood from it, the more it made me look like a dwarf!
While waiting for my mother at the checkout, I escaped JC Penny's and went out and sat on these lovely post-type things outside the door. Now that I think about it, they're probably there to stop runaway cars from breaking through the doors or something. But I sat on them. A lot of people gave me weird looks. But did I care? No.

Cam on a stool/post thing. It took a long time for her to hop up on it, on account of she's such a shorty and the stool thing was pretty high.
Oh yeah, kids...did I mention I got my BRACES OFF?!? 'Cuz I did! I think I look pretty fabulouso! And grown up. Everyone keeps telling me to smile. It makes me think of Lily Allen's song, so creatively titled "Smile." And that other one--"LDN." I like that song too.

TEETH!
Well my kiddies, I'm out for tonight. Enjoy the sunshine!
PS- I just figured this out, and it's making me nuts...but the lead singer of Rooney, the band who's song I now added to my music thinger--well, the lead singer is none other than that cute kid from The Princess Diaries...you remember, the dorky, kinda weird Michael Moscovitz. Apparently he's got all these connections because he's related to practically everyone in showbiz--his real name is Robert Schwartzman, brother of Jason, cousin of Nicholas Cage, nephew or something of the Coppola people...he's a showbiz brat, end of story. But he's cute. And his band's not so bad.
Sorry about the serious lack of posting lately. My only excuse is that absolutely NOTHING is going on with me right now. My summer has been so excruciatingly boring that I want to rip out my brain stem, feed it to a piranha, and then replace a stalk of celery in my head. And I don't even like celery!
Today I broke the mold--I went shopping!
I'm sure anyone who reads this blog is like, "Yay! I LOVE TO SHOP! WHAT'D YOU GET?!?!?"
Sorry, again. I got...a pair of shoes. And I didn't even want them to begin with. Everything I looked at today was either way out of my price range, completely horrendous, or just...no. I took some pictures out of boredom.
In the little kid's dressing room (Cam was trying on bathing suits) there was a distorted circus-type mirror. I thought it was a GREAT way to increase little children's self-esteem, dontcha think? No, I'm being sarcastic. It was kind of stupid. But, the farther I stood from it, the more it made me look like a dwarf!
Cam on a stool/post thing. It took a long time for her to hop up on it, on account of she's such a shorty and the stool thing was pretty high.
Oh yeah, kids...did I mention I got my BRACES OFF?!? 'Cuz I did! I think I look pretty fabulouso! And grown up. Everyone keeps telling me to smile. It makes me think of Lily Allen's song, so creatively titled "Smile." And that other one--"LDN." I like that song too.
TEETH!
Well my kiddies, I'm out for tonight. Enjoy the sunshine!
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